A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Ritz

Big Papi

So last night my friends Josh and Susana got married, hooray for love even if we had to sit in an old un-air conditioned church for over an hour wearing black tie.

The reception was at the Ritz and who was staying there? Not me. I was slumming it back to Brighton. However, the Yankees were there and I made sure to eat a lot of corn to try and break into their rooms on the 9th floor and give them upper deckers. 

Definition (from Urban Dictionary): The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

Anyhoo…that didn’t happen, but at the after-party downstairs we did catch Big Papi hanging w/ A-Rod and Kate Hudson wearing that fantastic hat. There’s Big Papi giving a hug to the bride, Susana, while A-Rod discusses the benefits of HGH while attending a Kabbalah ceremony.

Ok that’s all my brain can handle this morning. I have some corn to deposit.

Editor’s Note: After taking the picture I was yelled at by a waiter telling me I had no class and that I was gonna get thrown out. What the shit is that? A-Rod and Kate Hudson bolted after our party took over the bar. Why would they want to mingle with us mere common folk?

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