Yes, it’s true, I am Jewish and I did attend law school, so what am I doing with my life now? Glad you asked.
Since I’m one of the lucky 10% in the country without a full time job, despite my fancy Juris Doctor degree, I am given a golden opportunity to prepare for my upcoming Fantasy Football Draft. I spent all summer sitting inside the Washington Square Starbucks listening to the crappy new Dave Matthews album while learning that a Fee Simple Determinable always goes with a Possibility of Reverter. Today, I sit on my couch wondering if Drew Brees and his mole are worth keeping and giving up a First Round pick for.
Last night I did my third mock draft on CBS and some guy admitted he has done more than 50! Here I was feeling sorry for myself that I’m overweight and unemployed, but hey at least I haven’t done more than 50 Fantasy Football mock drafts…yet.